Precinct Diary:
A Listing of Barney Miller Fanfic

Gen Stories

• "Bright Lights, Big Kitty" by Erika Frensley. Southern Lights 6, 1993. Hilarious crossover with Night Court and Beauty & the Beast, featuring Levitt and Mr. Kopechne.
• "Murder Most Faire" by Sue MacDonald. Chinook 6, 2006. The Stargate SG-1 team visits a Renaissance Faire, with brief appearances from Benson (of Benson) and Harris from Barney Miller.
• "Diplomatic Immunity" by Susan MacDonald. Of Dreams and Schemes 22, 2007. The detectives capture a criminal whom they cannot hold. Meanwhile a subplot crosses over with The Incredible Hulk.

• Immortals at the Old 1-2 and Blackout by Rob Morris.
  Humorous crossover stories with Highlander and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
• A Voice in the Dark by thunderian settiai. A touching missing scene from the aired episode "The Tunnel," describing Wojo's thoughts when he is trapped in the cave-in. (Also available in the Yahoo Group files section.)
• Blackout Night by Angilbas. Law & Order crossover in the online fanzine Apocrypha; offers an interesting perspective on Lennie Brisco's pre-sobriety days, told from Harris's point of view.
• If you join the Barney Miller Yahoo Group at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BarneyMiller/, there are several stories in the Files area, including Bright Lights, Big Kitty and A Voice in the Dark. There is also a very enjoyable work-in-progress entitled "Reunion"; once complete, it will have the distinction of being the only full-length Barney Miller story that is not a crossover!

Slash Stories

• A Suspicious Commodity by Natasha Barry. Dyad 2.
• Nocturne by Amedia. Awakenings 7, May 2001.
• On and Off by Amedia. Southern Hospitality, August 2001.
• Whatever You Say and The Last Word by Python. Diverse Doings 8, November 2001.
• In Flamingo Delicto, Stress Relief, and Once and Future by Amedia. Diverse Doings 9, May 2002.
• In Pieces by Python. Diverse Doings 10, November 2002.

• Amedia's stories are now available on the 'Net.
• Cimmerian Willow has written some terrific Barney Miller slash fiction. Some of her stories made me laugh out loud; others made me blink very fast and say, "I don't cry at fanfiction. (sniff)"
• Love is in the Air is a humorous snippet by Castalia, Cimmerian Willow's beta reader, written "in honor of the wonder that is Dietrich/Harris."
• The Python's Lair is the home of the first Barney Miller Internet slash fiction that I ever found. Python is the only writer I know who writes pairings other than Harris/Dietrich! Her Wojo/Dietrich/Harris piece "Uniform Nights" is a stitch, while her H/D story "Just Hold Your Horses" is delightfully erotic.
  
• NEW!Off Duty by Keikokin is a sexy, sweet, & funny double-drabble.